Bath time: a touchy topic for toddlers worldwide. It’s a dividing issue for that demographic: Is bath time good? Or is bath time evil? There are pros and cons for both sides, of course, like it gets you fresh and clean, but it also gets you wet; you have to get naked, but, then again, you get to get naked.

We could debate this for hours, but this pup seems to have a pretty solid stance, and I don’t think he’s going to budge.

Come on, Monk, give your mom a break! It’ll be over in no time! Besides, don’t you want to go to bed smelling like lilacs?

I wonder if there’s such a thing as chicken-smelling shampoo…it would answer all of his protestations.