It goes without saying: there are some super-wacky characters that go on talent competition shows in hopes of fame and glory. Sure, some are truly talented, while others are just trying to claim their 15 seconds of fame.

Then…there are acts like ventriloquist Marc Métral and his pup, Wendy, on Britain’s Got Talent.

Nope, you’re not dreaming, Simon. That dog is talking and singing! Now you can be credited for discovering the world’s first real, live cartoon!

(While some expressed concern for Wendy’s well-being, Métral and Britain’s Got Talent assured viewers that the little puppy was not harmed or in distress. It’s all in good fun — just ask Simon!)