So you think I’m lazy, eh? Well that’s your opinion, Buddy! I’ve played this game of Tug enough to know the best strategy for winning it and have spent hours testing out my theories and game plan and I’ve finally discovered the best and most winnable method! Watch and learn, Grasshoppa!

What did I tell ya? Everyone gives up when I employ this method. They get tired and worn out from pulling me while I just lie down without doing much. What’s my secret? Why, use your head and think, young man! Come on, I give you 3 guesses now. Nope on all three guesses. Give up? It’s all about dead weight, Grasshoppa, dead weight!

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