They say to keep your friends close and your enemies closer; however, I’ve never been completely convinced that’s the right way to go about life. But this pug simply cannot seem to leave his newly discovered archrival’s side, mainly because he can’t figure out what its beef is with him.

Needless to say…it’s pretty hilarious.

Pug vs. fart machine, everyone:

This little guy is either super offended by this tiny machine’s terrible manners, or he wants to know its secret for projecting such loud flatulence. Either way, I hope this rivalry is a longstanding thing, because it’s incredible.